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Hello. I don't like anime.

Posted on 2020.12.25 at 12:00
Hello, dear person who has clicked on my username. This is not a real LJ, it is just the identity I use to subscribe to communities I am embarrassed to have my friends list on my real LJ know I read. Originally it was mostly porn, but these days it's all about the trashy celebrity gossip.

I am making this post so people don't get confused about my username. It is a phrase derived from a subgenre of Japanese gay cartoon porn called "yaoi." If you've never heard of it, then I'm not going to bother explaining it, except to say that I'm actually not a fan -- I think it's creepy and gross.

"Uke X Seme" is supposed to be an ironic reversal of the conventionalized roles in yaoi. Basically, it means "bottom fucks top," and in Japanese-written yaoi, the roles are never reversed in this way. It is always "Seme X Uke," never the other way around. The younger, smaller partner (often appearing very childlike) is always on the receiving end, often nonconsensually.

Of course, the boy on the bottom always has an explosive orgasm in the end, showing that deep down he wanted to be fucked despite his protests. So it wasn't really rape. Sound familiar? Yeah, it's the same narrative framework we see in heterosexual bondage porn in the west.

The weird thing about yaoi is that, although it's gay porn, it mostly isn't created by gay men. Like western slash, it's written largely by and for women. And interestingly, rather than depicting sex between men as an opportunity for sex between equals, these female writers and artists transfer the abusive power structure of old-fashioned heterosexual convention over to a male-male relationship, as if sex in which nobody is getting bullied and dominated were impossible to imagine.

I find that really depressing.

So "Uke X Seme" is supposed to express not "I like cartoon porn where little boys get raped" but rather "People getting fucked in the ass should rise up and fuck the people fucking them."

HOWEVER, when googling the username one day in an attempt to find an old comment, I discovered that western yaoi fans on the internet sometimes use "Seme X Uke" and "Uke X Seme" interchangeably, contrary to the Japanese usage. To these folks, my intended irony would be completely lost, and I would come across as a fellow fan!

So I wrote this post to clarify things, even though most likely no one cares. I might just get a new username instead.

the "whorehouse aesthetic" of Wanted

Posted on 2008.06.25 at 16:23
The Guardian newspaper has run a very, very negative review of Wanted. What say you, ONTD?

I have to say I don't think I've seen a film recently which expresses hatred of women quite so openly, and fervently, as this one. This is a film where womankind is represented by irrelevant sleek babes and obese comic foils, an ugly whorehouse aesthetic which really does sock over its contempt for femaleness very, very powerfully indeed.



None of the violence and the action have a fraction of the beady-eyed intensity with which the director invests the moment where Wes quits his job and tells his boss to shove it. Because his boss is a fat ugly woman. This horrible bitch is always snapping at him and she gets her comeuppance in a big way, her obesity being a clear sign that she's asking to be brought low and laughed at. Her existence is briefly reprised at the end of the film, when one of Wes's bullets whistles through the doughnut she's gobbling.

In a way, Wes's boss is the most vivid female character in the film, more powerfully and pointedly conceived than the others: more than Wes's horrible, duplicitous girlfriend, who gets to be humiliated by seeing Wes kissing Fox and more than Fox herself, who is basically an honorary male.

Perhaps it's absurd to worry in these terms about a silly, disposable movie like this. And yet I can't help thinking that if a film treated any ethnic group the way this treats women, it would find itself in pretty hot water. And it's sad to see Angelina Jolie, a performer with style - who moreover did the assassin role with considerably more wit and charm in Mr and Mrs Smith - trundled out for this piffle. It's also sad to see James McAvoy offer an IQ-discount in a similar way.

So ... he really didn't like it.

Personally, I'm not sure - I don't buy the "lol, it's just entertainment, get over it" dismissal of this kind of critique, but I'm not sure I buy the critic's dismissal of Jolie's role either. Because she's a badass, that makes her an "honorary man"? Kind of a retro perspective there. And of course, I haven't seen the movie.




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Sam Sparro
reveals his sex and race



The male pop star seems like a thing of the ’80s today. Why is that?

I think because mainstream music has been so hyper-masculinised by hip-hop culture in a lot of ways. In the ’80s everyone was a bit campy. Nowadays in hipster culture, you can’t tell who’s gay and who’s straight, but in mainstream American culture it’s still fairly misogynistic, a bit homophobic and very masculine. And I think danceable pop music is associated with being a bit girly.

You write and co-produce your music. Is it important for you to be recognised for more than just your voice?

I guess it’d be nice for people to know that I do create the music and write the songs that I’m performing. For me, I know what I want to create in my head, and I have the skills and ability to do it. I just prefer doing everything myself, and the process of being alone and creating something from scratch.

I read Chaka Khan was amazed to discover that you were white. Do you get that a lot?

Well, I was in Dublin and had an interview with this journalist who said she thought I was gonna be this big black man. In the previous sentence she said, “Your video’s on TV all the time, you must be thrilled!” I thought, well, you’ve obviously never seen the video.



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Did you know that sparro.org is the website for the Southwest Pennsylvania Retriever Rescue Organization? Well it is. Also, I have videos. )

He's a superhero who is kind of a dick.

Posted on 2008.06.21 at 10:51
Nathan Fillion talks up
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
with Neil Patrick Harris




So, in the middle of last winters writer's strike, Joss Whedon, Neil Patrick Harris , and Nathan Fillion are all sitting around on their asses feeling useless. When all of a sudden Joss Whedon's kid brother goes, "Let's make a musical called Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blob and put it on the internet, like the kids do!" And that is what they did.

"It’s the story of a low-rent super-villain, the hero who keeps beating him up, and the cute girl from the laundromat he’s too shy to talk to." says Joss Whedon.

Neil Patrick Harris plays the lovelorn villian, and Nathan Fillion plays the mean ol' do-gooder, and a "cast of dozens" plays other people. And they sing. There are three episodes, and it's almost done (Fillion says in the interview below that he's seen a rough cut), but I can't figure out when it's actually going online - apparently not before Comic-Con in July, because the three principles are going to be there to pimp it.


forehead . . . fivehead . . . fo'tyhead


Nathan Fillion did some solo pimping of his own this week in an audio interview with the Comics Podcast Network. The whole interview is at the source, but embedded below is just the bit where he talks about Dr. Horrible.



Didja listen? Okay okay, I'll transcribe some:

On his character: He's a superhero who is kind of a dick.

On his Buffy-musical envy: Now Buffy had that musical episode that no one can forget, and I always looked back and thought, "Unh! If only I had a piece of that." And then, lo and behold comes Dr. Horrible.

On his singing skills: I can carry a tune in a bucket. One of my part-time jobs when I was working my way through college was as a karaoke host.

On the style of Dr. Horrible's music: The style of music changes as the character requires. My songs were all kind of big, orchestral ... smarmy-smartass. Neil's songs were more meaningful. He's a villain, yes, but he's the hero.

Source: interview at Comics Podcast Network">, newspost at doctorhorrible.net

Devendra Banhart wears a belt of penises

Posted on 2008.06.19 at 20:25
Banhart collects Portman's Bride-price?



It is an old Biblical custom to present one's prospective father-in-law with the severed genitals of his enemies, as can clearly be seen from this quote from The First Book of Samuel, Chapter 18:

And David said, “Does it seem to you a little thing to become the king's son-in-law, since I am a poor man and have no reputation?”
Then Saul said, “Thus shall you say to David: The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king's enemies.’”
And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king's son-in-law.


Thus, the fact that Devendra Banhart wore a belt made out of penises while performing with Megapuss may indicate that he is preparing to propose marriage to his starlet sweetheart in the near future, or at least to broach the question with Portman pére. We wish the couple joy.



more pics, one with Banhart nude(ish) for real )
P.S. I feel kind of bad that a performance meant to be a showcase for the new band Megapuss is being reported her mainly as a Natalie Portman dick joke. So give the Megapuss some attention too and check out their MySpace, why don'tcha? They have just finished recording an album called Surfin' to be released later this year. Surfin' ... on penises? Okay, I'll stop.

Source: Pitchfork and THE BIBLE, YO

Andrew Bird video premiere on Pitchfork TV

Posted on 2008.06.19 at 18:47
Andrew Bird: old song, new video, old soul



The EP Weather Systems has always been my favorite album by Andrew Bird, but I hadn't realized that Bird re-recorded the song "Lull" from the EP last year in a session for Daytrotter, backed by Chicago band Dianogah, and now animator Lisa Barcy has directed and animated this cartoon of undersea life as a for the track. It's very, very beautiful.



While I'm at it, a song from Andrew Bird's new album, Armchair Apocrypha, is listed as new on the artist's MySpace. I'm not sure it's as hot-off-the-presses as the one for "Lull" but it does have the advantage of actually showing the guy's face for them as haven't had the pleasure of seeing it before. So, "Imitosis": (a made-up word - don't bother looking it up!)

Andrew Bird - Imitosis


Andrew Bird is touring, and his upcoming dates are:

July 19 -- Mile High Music Festival -- Commerce City, Colorado
July 21 -- The Big Easy (w/ Josh Ritter) -- Boise, Idaho
July 22 -- The Bing Crosby Theatre (w/ Josh Ritter) -- Spokane, Washington
July 23 -- Zoo Tunes at Woodland Park Zoo Amphitheater (w/ Josh Ritter) -- Seattle, Washington
July 25 -- Calgary Folk Music Festival -- Calgary, Alberta

August 8 -- All Points West Festival -- Jersey City, New Jersey
August 10 -- Virgin Mobile Festival -- Baltimore, Maryland
August 12 -- Tanglewood (w/ Wilco) -- Lenox, Massachusetts
August 24 -- Outside Lands Festival -- San Francisco, California

September 3 -- Pritzker Pavilion, Millennium Park Chicago, Illinois

Andrew Bird also wrote an article for the New York Times a little while back about his songwriting process. I was going to post the non-tl;dr bits under a cut, but then I realized, this is
Andrew Bird we're talking about ... it's ALL tl;dr. He actually says "some readers may not find this interesting" like three times in the course of the article. But here's a link to the whole thing for those with Bird-capable attention spans: Cheap Thrill



Source and Source and Source again

Baby Dee talks to GayWired as tour winds down

Posted on 2008.06.18 at 18:12
Baby Dee, Cleveland's Harpist



When Baby Dee insists that her life is "incredibly boring," one has to wonder what she’s comparing it to. After all, the fifty-something, classically-trained musician has ridden a large tricycle across Europe while playing the harp, has been an elevator operator, a construction worker, a go-go girl, and for a while a circus freak - billed as a "bilateral hermaphrodite" - at Coney Island.

"It was lovely there," she recalls of Coney Island. "That whole venture was about turning the tables on people. I’d been living in that transitional hell of being gawked at in public. The sideshow taught me that when you’re on stage — or up high on a tricycle — you can get away with things that could get you killed anywhere else."



Baby Dee’s Cleveland, Ohio childhood is infused into every note as though it were all fresh in her mind. “Maybe I’m… more imprisoned in my childhood than other people. There are too many things I’m just not willing to let go of, things I refuse to forget.”

Not all of her memories are negative and Dee is willing to reveal the most compelling, influential moments with her audience. In the song, “Dance of Diminishing Possibilities,” she recalls one of those:

When Baby Dee was maybe 4 years old, her neighbors on West 39th Street in Cleveland put a piano out with the trash. But the garbage men wouldn't haul the old upright away unless it were made small enough to fit inside trash cans. So out came the axes, hammers and saws.

"Every able-bodied man, boy, whatever -- anybody old enough to have a whack at it went out there and just went to town," she recalls. "They had a ball . . . It was the friendliest thing that ever happened on that block."

By the time they were done, all that remained was the piano's iron core, called the harp, which proved indestructible. Baby Dee immortalizes the moment on Safe Inside the Day, her autobiographical third album:

There's a harp in that piano
And there's a girl inside that boy
And my daddy's crowbars are his pride and joy,




Baby Dee's Spring spring tour for the release of Safe Inside the Day is now nearing its end, but she has added one more date in New York, at Le Poisson Rouge. Buy yourself some tickets, why don'tcha?



Source: GayWired (and a bit from here)

It looks like the list of winners hasn't been posted yet, so here they are plus some clips I stole from Towleroad.

In the Heights won best musical! Yay! Here's Lin-Manuel Miranda being raw sex in a guayabera at the ceremony.



And August: Osage County won best play! But I don't know what that is! And I don't have a clip of it! So, instead, here is a clip of In the Heights creator Lin-Manuel Miranda being adorable as a tiny child in 1988!



And here is some dreadful old queen interviewing Lin-Manuel Miranda backstage in mangled high-school Spanish and calling him "Papi." I'm the only dreadful old queen who gets to call Lin-Manuel Miranda "Papi!"



Sorry about my Lin-Manuel Miranda obsession. A longer list of winners is under the cut )

Source=Towleroad, googling

[title of show] will celebrate the opening of its Broadway box office with half-price tickets and a chance to meet, schmooze, and possibly score with the cast this Wednesday, June 18. There will definitely be lemonade.



But what is [title of show]? )

The [title of show] gang have been pimping their shit on Youtube for ages in The [title of show] Show, so you should look at that, and also there are a bunch of songs from the show on the official [title of show] MySpace.

But what is [title of show]?



Source: Playbill

Fucking finally! Will Young has announced a new album! But who is Will Young?



Years and years ago, an English lad went on television and sang some dreadful music very nicely, enabling him to win Britain's first Pop Idol competition. Then, much unlike his counterparts on American Idol, he came out of the closet. Then he had a few respectable hits on the British charts, and then all of a sudden he sang the most perfectly lovely song, which was called "All Time Love." It was such a pretty song. So pretty. It was the prettiest song.



And then he had a movie role in which he briefly revealed his penis, and then he starred in a Noel Coward play in the West End, and then he made a television programme about how it's wrong to kill gorillas.



Which is all very nice, but it ain't pop music! But this week Will Young at last announced a new disc coming out in the fall. It's going to be called Let Go, and the release date is September 29th, 2008. Disquietingly, he has hired a songwriter called Biff who wrote "2 Become 1" for the Spice Girls and "Love at First Sight" for Kylie Minogue, but I'm sure it will be brilliant nevertheless.



And yes, I realize most Americans are not excited because they don't know who he is, so here is a link of that one song he sang which is so, so pretty. I'm not allowed to embed it, but it's completely worth it to click. The video has ~~drama~~! It is about a woman who refuses to rat out her boyfriend's illegal poetry-reading group to a totalitarian police state, despite the fact that he's gay for her best friend. "All Time Love," y'all.



Okay, now you've seen the video and you know all about how lovely Will Young is, yet his album will not be released until September! What will you do? Don't worry, you can simply fly to England and see him perform at the summer festivals, thus:

June 28: Glastonbury Festival, Avalon Stage
July 7: T in the Park, Balado, Kinross-Shire
September 6: Bestival, the Isle of Wight



Don't kill gorillas!

Source: his website, the BBC's Saving Planet Earth, some rather tawdry British news site, the Glastonbury website, etc.

Sam Sparro brings gay Christian disco home to Oz

Posted on 2008.06.08 at 14:12


Soulful Sam Sparro was born in Australia, the son of gospel preacher Chris Falson, but he hasn't performed there in a while as he's been too busy poncing around America with the likes of Mark Ronson - who featured Sparro as guest vocalist at this year's Coachella festival - and very nearly but not quite making it to #1 (damn you, Madonna!) on the UK singles chart.

Well, all that's changing as the sparrow flies home in July for concerts in Melbourne and Sydney. He will be delighting inhabitants of the former penal colony on:

July 11: Miss Libertine, Melbourne
July 16: Oxford Art Factory, Sydney

In the meantime, for those who were grooving on Robyn a few posts down, Sparro is playing some UK dates with her this month as well. And for those who thought Robyn probably smelled like sweaty balls, well, Sam Sparro also smells like sweaty balls, but on him it's hot, because it's the fresh, summery sweat of gay Christian passion. Give it a sniff for yourself at the following dates:

June 7: Carling Academy, Birmingham (with Robyn)
June 8: Astoria, London (with Robyn)
June 10: Academy 2, Manchester (with Robyn)
June 11: UEA, Norwich (with Robyn)
June 12: Carling Academy, Bristol (with Robyn)
June 25: Bloomsbury Ballroom, London
June 27: Bowood House, Wiltshire
June 29: Glastonbury Festival
July 4: Wakestock: Abersoch
July 5: Wireless, London
July 26: Long Marston, Global Gathering
Sept 6: Bestival

Of the outfit he purchased for his upcoming Glastonbury appearance Sparro confided to the Guardian newspaper: "All I can say is that it's very colorful and, also, waterproof." Well!

When will Sam Sparro be back in the States again? I don't know! But his album comes out on June 24. And if you haven't the faintest idea who the fuck the man is, here is the video for his recent number one number two UK single, "Black and Gold":


So, that was nice, wasn't it? Nice...for your soul!! Did you suspect that the slinky singer was secretly proselytizing you with the power of booty-bumping rhythms? It's true! Sparro confirms: "It is about God, yeah. I do like to have faith in something that is bigger than me...Mariah Carey." No, he's kidding. He actually means Jesus.



Source: mostly his website and asorted news feeds, and then I also found this weird interview on Youtube which is where I got the Mariah Carey quote.

Oh, also, he doesn't always dress like Fred Astaire.

Aimee Mann: the frowniest face in pop?

Posted on 2008.06.04 at 18:23


I have liked Aimee Mann a lot for a very long time, and I have often thought to myself as I am relaxing and enjoying her music, "Holy mother of God, what is wrong with this woman?"

I mean, for example, her face. What the fuck, Aimee? If Nicole Kidman appeared in public looking this masklike, everyone would gossip that she was pumped full of botox and coated with epoxy. But you, Aimee Mann, don't seem like the kind of person to be pumped full of botox and coated with epoxy. Are you? If so, why? If not, then why doesn't your face ever move?

And I just hope this isn't like that time that I made fun of Milo Ventimiglia and it turned out that he has a neurological condition. Because like I said, I have been a fan since small-kid-time. But, seriously, it's to the point where she seems to have difficulty articulating her consonants.

Anyway, the video above is from yesterday, a mini-concert at the L.A. Amoeba store to promote the release of her new album, titled "@#%&! Smilers."

Which...hm. The title looks like it ought to mean "Fuck Smilers." But when she says the title in the video she just leaves off the first part and calls it "Smilers." Which is it, Aimee? Do you want to fuck smilers, or not? Do smilers make you angry? Is that because you cannot smile? I just want to understand.

So, I think it would be nice if ONTD would help Aimee Mann learn how to smile. She is having a contest where you can make a video of yourself singing along with the first single off of "[Fuck?] Smilers," which is called "Freeway." It is a pretty song. You can make a video of you singing it, and in the video you can sing with a happy expression on your face, and if we make enough of them then Aimee Mann's cold, cold heart will melt, and a soul will have been won for the Lord.

It sounds good, doesn't it? Details of the Youtube contest are here.

Source: Amoeba Records and http://www.aimeemann.com/ (where, yes, there is a picture of her smiling, but it's not video so I think it might be Photoshopped.)



If you've seen the movie Shortbus, then you've seen a man humming "The Star-Spangled Banner" with his face buried deep in Jay Brannan's buttcrack. But Jay's not just the receptacle for other people's music, he also makes his own. He plays the acoustic guitar and sings pretty tunes in a pretty way.

His single "Housewife" is out on iTunes now, and a real live album will be online July 1 and in stores July 15.


Just in time for gay marriage in California, Jay Brannan would like to be a housewife. A housewife who has threesomes that involve the anal application of our national anthem. That's just where he's at.

Beneath the cut: large, totally NSFW screencaps of the 'Star Spangled Banner' scene from Shortbus. Jay is the one on top bending over. It's not porn, though! It's just art that has erections! )

Source: Jay Brannan's Youtube channel and also his MySpace. If you go to his Myspace, then I think "Half Boyfriend" is the nicest song on there.

John Cusack comes out for Jesus Christ

Posted on 2008.05.20 at 18:02


John Cusack is in the newest Vanity Fair, presumably to promote War, Inc., which opens this summer and is previewed above. But then he gets sidetracked and starts talking about his experience of Christ. How pretentious!

Vanity Fair: Who are your heroes in real life?

John Cusack: Let’s go with Jesus. Not the gay-hating, war-making political tool of the right, but the outcast, subversive, supreme adept who preferred the freaks and lepers and despised and doomed the rich and powerful. The man Garry Wills describes 'with the future in his eyes … paradoxically calming and provoking,' and whom Flannery O’Connor saw as 'the ragged figure who moves from tree to tree in the back of one’s mind.'



Vanity Fair: Which living person do you most despise?

Cusack: Very tough question. They exist in the realm of war profiteers. These men and women are the lowest form of human consciousness, truly and completely spiritually fucked. Theirs is an amazing satanic dance: create a new market with war, bar competitors from the aftermath, then pay your own companies at a cost-plus basis, which guarantees profits, all at the taxpayers’ expense. They are the biggest welfare freaks on the planet.

Vanity Fair: What is your motto?

Cusack: An old Yugoslavian proverb I always come back to: “Tell the truth and run.”

Source: Vanity Fair via Towleroad

His Shabop Shalom Baby

Posted on 2008.05.20 at 11:40


OK, this is from April but it's fun, and it didn't appear in an ljseek search for the community, so I don't think it was posted although sometimes ljseek seems to skip things. (Mods, it's NOT just a late repeat of the "They are dating" story, it's a blog post by the man in question.) Anyway. Folksinger Devendra Banhart, who is currently fucking Natalie Portman*, discusses what it's like to fuck Natalie Portman. It's irritating, apparently.

What and Who I Will Do For My Career
by Devendra Banhart


I woke up yesterday with a splitting headache. Too much Burgundy, too much cocaine, and too much of her.

'Devendra! Devendra!' When I open my eyes I swear that Natalie was watching herself in The Professional.

'How much do you want to fuck the thirteen year old me?' she said. 'Tell me.'



Read more... )

Source

* I mean, I have no real way of knowing if he's currently fucking Natalie Portman, like, right now, but you never know.



Sir Ian McKellen has wrecked all our dreams in responding to a fan letter on his personal blog.

The suspicious fan: Basically, I'm just curious to hear if you find it upsetting or bothersome that so many actors (that you know) now are 'in the closet' just to boost their careers because they feel their female fans would not like them anymore if they ever came out (which I personally disagree with).

McKellen replies: This gossip is all news to me. Elijah, Dominic and Orlando introduced me to their girlfriends during shooting. I didn't ever meet Viggo's partner although his son visited a a few times. It would seem that none of my friends can be accused of hypocrisy. Probably the fevered imagination of slashers is to blame. Hiding homosexuality is a long-tested shame in Hollywood and no doubt continues even in these days of gay marriage and gay civil partnerships. I agree that audiences are much less perturbed than producers allow, by a performer's sexuality. How else to explain the continuing popularity of George Michael, Elton John, Rupert Everett, Ellen de Generes and, excuse me, also the gay actor who played Gandalf?"

Non-gay hobbits react to the news of their orientation with shock, disorientation, giddiness, finger-pointing. )

Source: McKellen's blog for March 26, via Towleroad

Gary Gygax, creator of D&D, has died

Posted on 2008.03.04 at 19:43


Gary Gygax, who co-created the fantasy game Dungeons & Dragons and helped start the role-playing phenomenon, died Tuesday morning at his home in Lake Geneva. He was 69.

He had been suffering from health problems for several years, including an abdominal aneurysm, said his wife, Gail Gygax. Despite his declining health, he hosted weekly games of Dungeons & Dragons as recently as January, she said.

``It really meant a lot to him to hear from people from over the years about how he helped them become a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, what he gave them,'' Gail Gygax said. ``He really enjoyed that.''

Gygax was a high-school dropout who was working as a shoe repairman when he invented Dungeons & Dragons. His father, a Swiss immigrant who played violin in the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, read fantasy books to his only son, beginning a lifelong passion for the genre.

Besides his wife, Gygax is survived by six children.

Source

Mods if you don't accept this I will cry forever.

Morrissey has a T-shirt, but no pants

Posted on 2008.02.06 at 16:28
Morrissey's Greatest Hits, set to be released in the UK on February 11th, contain an interesting piece of art in the sleevenotes - a photograph of the singer's back end. Honestly, the picture could be of anybody's ass, but the shocked editors of Mojo Music Magazine can verify:

...in case there was any doubt as to the ownership of the derrière in question, the sleevenotes credit the pic thus: “Morrissey’s arse photographed by Jake Walters”.

Morrissey’s buttocks – curiously hairless in comparison to what’s “going on” above and below – appear to be of a mid-’90s vintage. This would coincide with the known period of his association with Jake Walters, his companion/PA around the time of the Vauxhall & I album. The standard of calligraphy is impressive, but the office is agreed that we wouldn’t have enjoyed doing the apostrophe.

Personally, this is the first time I've seen a lover of Morrissey's written about openly in either the straight or gay press, so...that's interesting.

Morrissey's Arsenal - NSFW )

Well, that was exciting! But it ain't all. His romantic British nationalism and weakness for skinheads has sometimes left Morrissey open to accusations of racism. Well, he's giving haters the lie by becoming a vocal supporter of presidential candidate Barack Obama. In recent concerts he's sported the T-shirt pictured below, a gift from a politically-minded fan.




Be like Morrissey, everyone! Take off your pants and vote for Obama!



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